Where is the catch ?

The positive side of being single is evident after the first two weeks. You have spent just crying and think about how to kill yourself.

Without having any pain and desist from killing yourself, more or less because when you put on google “how to kill me,” the first twenty pages are “Do you need help“, “Call us at…”.

So, you start to scare someone will discover your intentions, and you close in one-second google and delete the history in your browser.

So, as I said, after a few weeks, you start to see the advantage of being single.

A relationship is an exercise of discipline and rules.

If you are in love, in serious passion, you are (in fact) just the dog of your girlfriend. She will send you to do that and that. She needs (right now!) that and after a few seconds another thing.


You lost contact with the world. With the real world.

You are less informed because “we don’t watch the news,” you are eating just vegetarian.

At one point you’ll discover that you will eat vegetarian while from nowhere “It’s better to eat red meat because I see a link on Facebook (or she has spent one hour on the phone with her friend that say so.). And what about the exercise in the morning? The stretch as soon as you woke up. “It’s good for your body and for your brain.

Ok, but I like have sex in the morning” (you just thinking, because if you said so, you would be seen as an old barbarian man).

So, you need to give up sugar, don’t watch Tv, compromise in the movie you want to see it (In reality you don’t have chance to choose the film, but she will make you believe you have choices with her)

We want to talk about music to play. What about your favorite music? Just on your headphone when you go to do something for her. Otherwise… shhh: “We need to relax and reflect to start positive the day.”

Your are in depression and want to kill yourself for a while and Take between two and three weeks to get other.

After you will start to breathe again.

You woke up in the morning, and you are watching the news while the last records are playing loud on the stereo.

Finally, chatting back with your friends about your football team and don’t need to buy any more expensive stuff to make her happy.

The soap you had started to use when you were a child, still working well on your skin.

Ok, you still miss her wearing her red underwear and walking around the room with a simple t-shirt three sizes larger.

This is why soon you will be again in the circle and in the box to have another girlfriend that will deny you the majority of your freedom.

You don’t have a chance.

It’s your destiny, as a man.

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